THE SPACE PIRATE HANDBOOK

Referred to often in "Something to do with Life!"

WRITTEN FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF SPACE PIRATE LUKE "CAINE" RIDEOUT.

 

This handy-dandy little piece of literature is what some could call the "Must-have, all-encompassing manual for space pirates" (Or would, if they really cared.) But anyway, it's full of handy tips for the casual extraterrestrial committer of larceny and other socially unaccepted acts. It narrates many aspects of the Space Pirate's life, from the at-home/in-ship behind the scenes life of a star-corsair, to the in your face, up close and personal experience of staring death in the face; as is common for those of my type.

For convenience, the handbook has been divided into sections; each devoted to a specific aspect of piratey life.

Everyday Living: The food section How to speak like a pirate: Terminology & Lingo

And finally, for your reading enjoyment, the story of how it all began, the creation of "Something to do with Life!", as narrated by Luke Rideout.

The Story

 

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